it's the holiday season so whoop dee do and kiss my ass

i received an email from hashifa with 3-d pictures of the baby growing in her. i was not expecting them to be actual photos of an actual baby. but they were actual photos of the baby. shocking. almost as shocking as the pictures she emailed of her husband's thanksgiving elk kill. shocking.

today i am home sick. i have a cold. i woke up with dried snot all over my face. pretty. i took a picture of myself today because i am bored. maybe i will include a lot of pictures in this post.

here is a picture of the bike micah is building for me. did i mention i am afraid of riding bikes?

here is a picture of my food on thanksgiving:

here is a picture of myself after i had eaten too much and had too much too drink.

i am excited about christmas and enjoyed getting out my decorations. here is a picture of me getting out my decorations:

here is a picture of regis destroying my decorations:

i can't wait to put up giant santa. here's a picture of him from last year when we first got him:

my comedy show, "christmas is so special" was a great success. that's all. twas good. i have no pictures from it.
what a dumb post this is. bye.