Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Keys to Success

Dear Hashifa Vachoo,

After a day like today where you locked your keys in your car twice, might I take the liberty of suggesting a few stop-gap measures:
  1. On-Star service. I hear they can unlock your car via satalite
  2. Magnetic hide-a-key. I suggest several.
  3. AAA membership. Afterall, you were on a first-name basis with the wreckers out here for similar shinanigans.
  4. Keys buried in various planters throughout the greater Phoenix area.
  5. The rubber-band technique. Wear a rubberband on your wrist and snap yourself everytime you remove yourself from the car.

Nevertheless, it has been an entertaining day. Thanks for the laughs.

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