i've been at mom and dad's house since friday. it is now tuesday. i left hashifa's house for mom and dad's because hashifa was having weekend guests. i'm stuck here for many reasons:
1) i have a big mouth and feel the need to let everyone (including parents who remain overprotective of a 27 year old woman)know when my right passenger tire is slightly low. as a result, said parents refuse to let me leave their care.
2) i yield to the demands of my father and the trickery of my mother. i try to escape on my own, but fail. i cannot find the pep boys on arizona ave. i drive and drive and cannot find it. i am mad, but submissive when they hand me a glass of wine and tell me it's best to stay with them.
3)(my new understanding and main point) mom is a wizard. i have tried for 27 years to figure out how she does it. she is a master manipulator and tricky as all get out. how? how? how does she do it? i have decided that mom must have sold her soul at a young age and therefore is now a wizard. an evil wizard who tricks you into eating giant brownies, drinking sodas and making you stay at her home longer than you intended so that she could tell you over and over that you have "issues",that you are "taking the wrong medications because the medicine you take now doesn't make you easier to be around",and that "you have a weight problem".
this is why i am still here. i am under an evil spell. a spell that forces me to get into the car with the spell-caster for silent car rides to realms of darkness known to mortals as "jo-ann's fabrics", "rock mart",and "bed, bath and beyond". and is it no coincindence that the wizard suggested i take my low tired car to "sun devil auto"? spooky.
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Something nice was written here, but then Sister #1 tried to walk away from the blog and Sister #2 raped the blog and stripped of any dignity. Sister #2 and #3 taunted #1 with rude and obnoxious postings until Sister #1 couldn't stand it anymore and reclaimed her place among the sisters. Sisters--we're stuck with each other.
4 comments:
Women can't be wizards. You may be thinking of a "witch," in which case you may be right.
Avada Kadavera. Works every time.
strong words hammy, strong words. i wish you were here so we could talk about that sorta thing...
oh and hello girls. please save emily
andrew, i challange you to spend 2 hours with my mother. when your time is up, you will know that she can be anything she feels like...even a wizard.
Hey, daughter of Wizard, next time post from a magic computer. Dad said your personalized Yahoo site came up as his home page and Three Winks is on your site. His comment was: "I hope none of you girls ever get jobs with the CIA."
Geesh, you two!
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