Quiet on the Home Front

Authorities at Chandler Regional Medical Facility deemed the Walker birth a fraud today when they were released with less than favorable results from the gentle induction attempt. Contrary to previously reported skepticism, the pregnancy is considered valid but the forced birth of the child was unsuccessful. Experts believe that the soon-to-be parents may not have been as serious as what might be required for such an important arrival. The following picture of Mr. Walker was obtained through a reliable source with the caption: Captain Bed Pan is ready for his baby

Mrs. Walker's baby doctor reportedly stopped by during the induction phase to lend his expertise. Nurses endured his grilling when asked, "Are you sure you're putting the gel on her cervix?"

Staff experts are said to have told the couple that 90% of these type of fake births are back at the hospital in full-blown for-reals labor within 24 hours. The Walkers are scheduled to "try again" on Monday if nothing happens over the weekend. Hopefully this time will be well spent considering next steps for success.

Stay tuned as details develop.

Author's note: Another day to meet the wee one won't hurt as I have two unsightly and frightening blemishes, was sporting second-day hair and waxed my 'stache which is still a little red and irratated. TMI? Sorry.