Thursday, January 10, 2008

t minus a few hours

we leave for arizona in a few hours. i am no longer scared. i was scared, and expressed my fear with having digestive problems. now, i am fine.

hashifa is due to give birth very soon. i hear she is large and in charge. i plan to post pictures of us together. i will contort my body into poses where i look especially fit and trim next to her. just kidding! pregnant women are beautiful! but not as beautiful as women who have a flipped uterus and mental disorders!

i changed my mind. i am scared to go to arizona. i am now expressing my fear by being weird and kind of mean.

2 comments:

Jenny said...

You live in Phili, right?

Girl, put on your ugly gray sweats and go run up the Rocky steps!!

This, too, is the fight of your life!

Do you hear it? It's the Rocky theme music...

hashifa vachoo said...

i am large but not in charge