it is mid morning and i have begun to consider my limitations. i ate a good amount of goat cheese last night, followed by a cup of strong coffee. i am now paying the price. i spare you the deatails...use your imagination (or maybe a tramatic stomach experience of your own). gross story short, i called in sick.
i hate calling in sick. i'm always sure that it is assumed i am lying. i'm almost sure this is unreasonable as i can hardly go shopping without being sure that someone thinks i am shoplifting.
i have to go to the bathroom.
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Lark Voorhies denies being hospitalized for cocaine addiction.
Notice she "had no addiction and was not hospitalized for drug abuse," but doesn't deny being hospitalized.
hmmm...
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