Threat level: yellow

As some of you may know, we like to use this blog as a platform to share our sisterly experiences, many of which include encounters with the one that bore us. She is quite the character. Everyone who has met her knows this about her and depending on how much time you spend with her, you may refer to her anywhere from "cute" to "insane." It seems that she is not as good of a sport about the fun-making that goes on here or in any other venue. Which is why we recently had to password-protect the blog. There was a breach in security. We won't say which sister lead her here. It is irrelevant because we all felt equal fear and shame and dread of the borderline personality-infused arguments that would surely follow her discovery. Thankfully, the sister was able to skillfully lead the mother away from our blogosphere and we followed with a thorough clearing of all histories and cache. And so, we have lowered the threat level and would like to invite our many faithful readers back to our exciting stories. Emily and Micah were recently in AZ which is always a fantastic time. It also changes the family dynamic just enough to spice things up a bit. Let's just say that Emily almost got us thrown out of a bar and Jenny may need to start attending some AA meetings. There are also some highlights from superbowl night that included Dad saying things like, "Gang, grab your ankles." Our family is so weird. And not like charming weird more like this-borders-on-sad-how-did-I-end-up-here weird. I will let Jenny and Emily fill in the details and pictures. Some may be offensive to sensitive audiences. Oh ya, and Jonah turned one and we had a party and it was fun.