Bubby Wets His Pants

bubby, bubby wets his pants
when it's christmas, bubby likes to dance
when santa comes down that chimney
bubby gets on santa's knee
and says santa, be good to kendall
'cause kendall, kendall's good to me

kendall, kendall wants for christmas
a big fat pink hippopotamus
and santa, please remember too
from Australia, a nice brown kangaroo
and santa, please put under the tree
millions and billions and trillions and jillions of candy
and santa, share some with natalie
'cause natalie's good to kendall and kendall's good to me

santa, santa said to bubby
i agree