Take this quiz to see if you definetely have diabetes:
1. Are you tired?
2. Do you go to the bathroom more than three times a day?
3. Have you ever had a baby?
4. Are you frequently hungry or thirsty?
If you answered yes to one or more questions, you have diabetes and you will die an early death and your family will be sorry they never believed you.
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This is a general description of the quiz mom read me from her guidepost (big print version). Emily, you must come for Christmas.
Wednesday, December 08, 2004
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Hey! Good girl! That's how we do it! Bloggy-blog-blog.
Very funny, by the way. It's good to know some things will never change and we will always have Mom to fall back on for good material. Life is hard, God is good, Mom is a hypocondriac among other things. It doesn't rhyme, but it's catchy, no?
how could jenny make jokes at a time like this? mom has diabetes. what next? well, i guess we could play the "glad game". i'm glad that mom is so wise to have ordered guidepost in big print. i am glad that guidepost caters to crazy people like mom. i am glad in live far away from someone who diagnoses herself from a quiz in guidepost.
Scott says, "Who really wrote this? There is no way that Christine was up at 8:20 in the morning."
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