Hope Your New Year is Super Queer

happy 2005 you lazy sluts. i hope that your lazy sluttiness did not prevent you from having a joyous celebration. mine was pretty fun. the evening began with micah and i on the roof, with the spy microphone. i realized there, four stories above the street, that "2005" rhymes with so many words. i spent the next few minutes yelling at the barhoppers below, "2005! are you ok to drive?"; and, "2005! that ain't no jive!"; then there was, "2005! and i'm still alive!"; but my favorite was, " 2005! do you like the Swedish band The Hives?" (or are they Australian?).

the evening ended at The Dresden Room. it's a super-cheesy bar in Los Feliz made famous by the over-rated monstrosity that is the film, Swingers. we went there to meet some of micah's friends from school who were visiting from New York. they were fun.

this is a boring post. i am writing it anyway because i'm trying to teach you a lesson. the lesson is that you should write posts no matter what. i don't want to hear that you're "too busy" either, because i'm also very busy. if i'm not at work, i've got important spying to do-- so your excuses don't work on me...