Friday, January 28, 2005

Post, or Else Fico Gets It!

hashifa vachoo, you have things to write about-- so write them. don't you spend two days a week with mother? right there is the great american novel. come on! spill it!

my life is ridiculously mundane, and i post. example:

this morning i got up and watched t.v. i watched little house on the prairie. half-pint and albert were playing a trick on mrs. olsen. it wasn't that funny. the only episodes i think are really funny, are the ones where carolyn cries. she is not such a handsome woman when she cries. while i watched t.v. i drank coffee. then i checked my e-mail. then i checked to see what would happen if i mixed 4 different lipsticks together. i found out that it looks like 4 different lipsticks mixed together. then i felt guilty for how messy the apartment is. then, the coffee kicked in and i got over it. now, i am posting a super awesome post and will hopefully do some laundry when i'm done. now i'm trying to think of something else to write about so that i may postpone doing laundry.

see, it's so easy. so post something. that is all.

3 comments:

Jenny said...

And when you use the phrase "do laundry" can I assume that that means to pack up ones laundry to take it to the boing-boing people that do the real "doing" of the laundry?

EMILY said...

no. i'm still trying to hold it together after the boing boing people lost my trademark pink pants. i decided to do my own laundry until they are recovered. they will be recovered.

Jenny said...

clap your hands if you believe!

resist the urge to tackle the tiny, Vietnamese-Emily when you see him/her on the street trying to wear the stolen trade-mark pink pants.