Nothing New

nothing is really new over here. i just thought i would write a little something. the new job is going well. i've been eating my weight in cheese. mom's one true wish of my obesity will come true any day now. i can almost hear my ass growing. really. i eat so much...

i've been kind of itching to do something interesting and funny in public, so maybe today, i will think up something. i'm trying to get my genius friend, jesse, to write some stuff for us to do together, but he's real busy getting ready to marry a lovely woman from bakersfield (rosedale y'all).

that's all. hashifa, post some more pictures of your contorted face. jenny, post some stuff about yourself. i'm going to the grocery store.