this is gross

micah insisted on buying tongue scrapers at rite aid the other day. i thought it seemed like a good enough idea, so we bought two; blue for me green for him. micah scrapes his tongue faithfully, while i use mine sparingly because scraping my tongue makes me gag.

last night though, i thought i should scrape my tongue. i don't know why, i just thought it was a good idea. so i started scraping. it was uncomfortable, but i kept scraping. then, real quick, a whole bunch of throw up came out of my mouth and into the sink. lots and lots of real throw up. i could see my breakfast cereal, mexican food from lunch and beans from dinner. it was disgusting, and it all happened so fast. i don't think the throw up even made contact with my mouth.

i threw away my blue tongue scraper. i'm never going to scrape my tongue again.