You know the type. Those "funny" yet disgusting comments/jokes Dad makes that seem to come around about once every six months. Of course, he says them when Mom is not around, and one of your friends is. Let's set the scene: last night, in the car, going to a baseball game with Dad, James, and our newish friend, Josh. Somebody mentioned London got the Olympic even though Paris was the favorite...
Dad: Well, they gave it London. Paris got the shaft, and we're not talkin' Hilton.
Jenny and I decided this genre of jokes is not sophisticated to be taken from something pornographic. It's just good ol' fashioned Oklahoma gross-talk. Here is one from the archives (I was in highschool)..
In the car on the way to school, talking about a certain neighbor slut peer of mine that never gets her homework done:
Dad: Yeah, she's just to busy doing push - ups on her back.
WHAT???
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2 comments:
That is so gross. I really think he's saved all of those for you. You must have some sort of Dad-quip-magnet in you or something.
sometimes, when talking about political enemies, dad will often say, "we'll grab 'em their short and curlies." that one is gross. recently, dad told me to "grow some balls". i had to spend good deal of time explaining why this was so offensive. ah, daddy.
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