someone, please shoot me.

i hate being sick; it's boring, annoying and boring. i don't want to read, i don't want to watch a movie, there's nothing on t.v. and i don't feel like doing the dishes. i only want to complain. i want to complain about how this illness takes on new and more disgusting symptoms every day. i want to complain about my effing broken car that keeps me from going to the effing doctor. i want to complain about the effing doctor who won't prescribe me the effing antibiotics over the phone. i want to complain about george clooney going to the g-8 summit and acting like an effing diplomat. starring in a hit medical drama doesn't make you anything but a good looking moron with an attractive swagger.