i just got home from the bank. they gave me all the money i asked for, including $30 for the returned check fee from my rent check which bounce-a-rooed. i really feel like i just kicked somebody's ass.
on the way to the bank, i was ready to kick some ass if i needed to; walking inside the bank doors, i had my dukes up. i felt seven-feet tall. in line, i realized my shirt was on backwards. i shrunk back to five-foot one.
with only minor kinks, i was able to get my monies. i left the branch triumphant and rewarded myself with a peanut butter, pineapple, bananna and honey sandwich.
so if anyone tries to mess with you, call me and i will pop a cap in their ass (as long as my shirt is right side 'round).
Friday, August 19, 2005
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that was an amazing post. you effectively used the word "ass" 4 times.
wouldn't it be funny if Ashton Kutcher like ran out at you at the bank and started yelling, "Dude! I just punk'd you!!" and then he gave you like a million dollars.
it could happen.
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