today has been very nice. it started bad, but got nice. i've been hating myself for not knowing how to successfully build a resume. no matter how hard i try, the resumes i do manage put me in a poor light:
objective: i really, really, really need a job because i'm like really bored and i don't have any money and ballet classes cost $14 a week and i really want to be a 26 year old ballerina and plus i want more plants.
experience: i was a theme park actor and it was really easy and it really sucked.
education: i went to college for a long time (off and on) but stopped going. that shit got played out, yo.
skills: t.v. trivia, t.v. dusting, t.v. advocating, t.v. watching, public speaking, typing faster than micah
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see? not good. well, i was obsessing over this resume this morning. i was trying to somehow improve on it. my ol' pal nick e-mailed to see if i could go to lunch. i told him i couldn't because i was busy fixing my resume. nick said he would fix it and print it on nice paper if i went to lunch with him. hot dog! now my resume is all:
objective: to kick your ass because i am so awesome.
experience: please...i've got plenty of experience you ignorant dolt!
education: i went to plenty of college.
skills: i've got more skills than your whole staff combined. next question!
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today i got a brand new awesome resume, and a free sandwich. not bad.
Tuesday, April 12, 2005
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yeah! well done! now, put some clothes on and get out there!
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