You asked for it!

alright internet--listen up! "jenny" and "hashifa vachoo" are big greasy whores who like to heavy handedly rub salt into my open wound of unemployment by not ever posting anything on this forsaken blog in which we laugh, cry, rage and muse.

"jenny", who has issued three crying babes through an opening between her legs, tells me that she has nothing to say, then verbally relays hilarious tales of midwest horror....over the telephone! unacceptable!

"hashifa vachoo", who always seems to have an anecdote to share, has as of late shared only via telephone as well. this must end! i want to hear about her precious dog's overactive bowels, first hand encounters with our mother, and tragically funny stories of children with mild brain disorders-- in text! on my internet machine!

come on! please don't make me post about "jenny" and her unwillingness to say the word "period" but instead refer to menstruation as her "sickness". oh, and i really don't want to have to talk about "hashifa vachoo" and her scab collection that she kept in a photo album. what a drag that would be.